applesandcaterpillars:

Me
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humansinthesky:

talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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getyourdailynut:


His life was never the same

getyourdailynut:

His life was never the same

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

mallius:

so i recently passed my 1 year homestuck anniversary!!!! it was full of gr8 memories and even though i’m no longer caught up, i am so so grateful for the new wonderful friends it’s brought me (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ) 
anyway, as a quick thank you to everyone (esp for the 10k follows ah—??!?), i’ll randomly send this as a 11x17” print to one person (reblogs/likes both count, int’l OK, you don’t need to follow me)!! 
thank you for the kanpeki year, homestuck !! ♡♡♡ 

mallius:

so i recently passed my 1 year homestuck anniversary!!!! it was full of gr8 memories and even though i’m no longer caught up, i am so so grateful for the new wonderful friends it’s brought me (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ ) 

anyway, as a quick thank you to everyone (esp for the 10k follows ah—??!?), i’ll randomly send this as a 11x17” print to one person (reblogs/likes both count, int’l OK, you don’t need to follow me)!! 

thank you for the kanpeki year, homestuck !! ♡♡♡ 

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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smallvagina:

how do you stop messing up friendships? asking for a fr…. oh right

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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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