lordtrash:

If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

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wxng:

Walk into the club like what up I’m not old enough 

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officialwhitegirls:

me: why don’t you just break up with him

friend: because i love him 

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overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

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shisnojon:

caspersspookycousin:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

shisnojon:

cheap ways to buy meth

alternatives to condoms

black market stock trading

Jon. This isn’t google.

how to kill followers

onlylolgifs:

Girls before going on a date

onlylolgifs:

Girls before going on a date

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unprintable:

shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

owlmylove:

okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.
(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)

tumblr needs to write advertisements

the-fandoms-are-cool:

owlmylove:

okay, HOLD THE FUCK UP. Do you see this shit? This is isn’t some lame-ass “choco brownie” snack cake. This is a goddamn COSMIC BROWNIE. Bitch, you eat this thing and the entire universe EXPLODES behinds your EYELIDS. This shit is so good, it’s named after the entire goddamn COSMOS. If you opened your lunch bag and saw this tucked in, bitch don’t deny the fact that you’d squeal like a little girl. Bring that shit to school, and everyone is your best friend.

(Even that creepy-ass kid who mixes Jello with his orange juice.)

tumblr needs to write advertisements

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Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes
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crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

crescentrax:

belgianwhovian:

luanlegacy:

salt4life:

dis nigga, going places.

Ready for the hunger games.

He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR

THROUGH THEIR CROTCH

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dajo42:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut

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